Blonde Jokes

[bluedragons538]

how do you win a war?
have a blond as the general?

[Tyragirl]

After a bizarre cliff side accident,all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging periously from a rope over the edge of a cliff.Ten of the women were blonde the other one was brunette.After dangling from the rope for half an hour the rope was getting weak.The brunette figured from so much weight the rope was getting weaker and weaker by the second.And she realized that if one person sacrificed themselves for everyone else and let go of the rope everyone would be saved.After a few minutes of silence because no one wanted to jump.The brunette bravely volunteered.She made a short but meaningful speech which moved the blondes and all the blondes clapped.
lol got that from the internet.

[KiraIMustBeInvisible]

I'm a blonde and I don't really find these jokes offensive. They make me laugh

A blonde went to a store to find a pair of boots. She walked up to the salesman and asked, "Excuse, but how much are these Alligator boots?" The salesman replied with, "Those are $230."
"What?!" Said the blonde, "That's a lot."
"Well, that's the price." The salesman said.
"Fine, I'll go out and find my own pair of boots." So the blonde went out and drove to the swamp.
About an hour later the salesman was driving home through the swamp when he saw the blonde with a pile of five dead aligators on their backs. BAM! She shot another one. He was quite impressed until she turned the aligator over and said, "Dangit, this one doesn't have any boots either!"

haha. I got that from an email.

[bluedragons538]

Originally Posted by Tyragirl

After a bizarre cliff side accident,all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging periously from a rope over the edge of a cliff.Ten of the women were blonde the other one was brunette.After dangling from the rope for half an hour the rope was getting weak.The brunette figured from so much weight the rope was getting weaker and weaker by the second.And she realized that if one person sacrificed themselves for everyone else and let go of the rope everyone would be saved.After a few minutes of silence because no one wanted to jump.The brunette bravely volunteered.She made a short but meaningful speech which moved the blondes and all the blondes clapped.
lol got that from the internet.

Lolz thats not exactly how it goes.
Ok it goes:
There was 10 blonds and 1 brunnettte hanging on to the rope after they had strangeley fell of a cliff.The,blonds,after half an hour,figured out the rope was gonna break if someone didn't get off.So finally,the blonds decided the brunnette should jump,because she was different.So the brunnette made a long speach on being different is a good thing.So she says,"Hey! It was that long a speach! Give a hand!" So they all clapped and fell of.Lolz,it wasn't that off.

[evilfairy321]

There were two blonds walking down a road in Florida.One blonde asked,
"Which do you think is closer,the moon or Lousiana?"The other blonde answered,"The moonof course!you can't see Lousiana!"