Blonde Jokes

[Lattay]

was kinda stupid but okay..I guess..

[IM_GUILTy]

I got 1 :
A blonde and a brunette are walking through a park. The brunette, looking at the ground, says, "Look! A dead bird!"

The blonde looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

[ashleycantrell]

there was a dumb blonde abd she walked into the libary and said really loud,I WANT A CHEESBURGER,FRIES,AND A COKE,and the libraian says sorry were the libaray,and the blond said very quiet oh sorry i want a cheeseburger,fries,and a coke,


lol


love,
ashley

[dijanana12]

similar one:
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

[kiarathegreat]

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back

In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared. A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..." POOF she disappears

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

[Pretty_Princess94]

Funny jokes hannah and other people who are writing jokes about blondes,
Thanks everyone