Blonde Jokes

[princessmeplz]

No blonds aren't stupid!! It is just jokes.

[mylovedove]

REMOVED

heres another one
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her, "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.

The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"


The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"


The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

and another one

REAL LIFE STORY NUMBER 1

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde

[sweetiesomya_06]

heres a good 1

A blonde throws a granade at a brunnete the brunette picks it up and pulls the top and throws it back

lol!!


heres another 1

3 friends were stuck on the island 1 was blonde and the other to were brunettes
1 day a genie appeard infront of them and said that they could have 1 wish each
the brunnette wished she could go back home to her family becuase she hated the island and missed her family
the otehr brunnette wished for the same thing
then the blonde was sad becuase all her firends were gone so she wished they were back on the island with her again


lol!!

[naruto_fan]

Here's some


A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."



A Blonde, called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows". The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."




There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
a) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants
b) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
c) tripped over a cordless phone
d) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order

[LilMizZC3rTify3d]

HAhahaa wow those were hilarious

[ice_princess3853]

these jokes are so funny!and if blondes think theyre offensive,grow up! they are just jokes!

[kitsumiti]

These are really good jokes everybody! I'm glad I went to this forum!

[alabamablonde13]

I love blonde jokes, but the one about the brain damage did offend me, because I know a woman who has brain damage from a car accident. Not really something to joke about.

Here's one I like-

A blonde walks into a grocery store wearing skin tight leather pants. The man at the register asked her "Wow, how do you get in those pants?" The blonde answered, "You have to pay."

Kitty Edit: I removed the joke

[Maddie705]

Im blonde and yes,the brain damage was a little offensive,but this is pretty funny.

Like i said.Im blonde but heres a joke i found on the internet.



This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

[RockerBoy97]

so there are there are a brunette a blond and red head and on a trip and there car brakes down so there gonna see if the can find a toe truck.

the red head say's im gonna take this water bottle so if i get thirsty i have it with me

and the brunette say's im gonna take this fan with me so if i get hot i can fan myself

and the blonde say's im gonna take the car door so if i get hot i can stick my head out the window!

i didint make this up.