10 reasons to hate clowns.

[Miranda_]

1. A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
2. They rhyme with frowns.
3. Read the Stephen King book, "It".
4. See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
5. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
6. They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
7. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!"
8. Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
9. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
10. Clowns are evil. Nuff said.