Join Date: Dec 2004
10 reasons to hate clowns. -
05-11-2007, 04:08 PM
- A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
- They rhyme with frowns.
- Read the Stephen King book, "It".
- See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
- A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
- They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
- A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!"
- Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
- I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
- Clowns are evil. Nuff said.