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Miranda_ 05-11-2007 04:08 PM

10 reasons to hate clowns.
 
  1. A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
  2. They rhyme with frowns.
  3. Read the Stephen King book, "It".
  4. See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
  5. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
  6. They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
  7. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!"
  8. Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
  9. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
  10. Clowns are evil. Nuff said.

Khazi 05-12-2007 08:35 AM

Lol! Thanx for sharing.

flyy_girl_1 05-16-2007 11:06 PM

this is funny

gabbydan10 07-15-2007 03:52 PM

funny
 
So true and funny,I didnt just read the bok "It" I saw the movie:-o sooooo creepy,another reason why I hate clowns.

LilMizZC3rTify3d 07-19-2007 10:18 AM

Clowns scare the Sheeeet out of me!!
I saw "it" a while back and ever since then
I've made it a point to never get across one
until my cousins' birthday party
*shudders*


NotYourPrincess 07-19-2007 10:59 AM

Oooh. Oh! I know another one. =D

They are associated with ICP. *Gags*

Coloured_Dreams 02-25-2008 12:29 PM

What's.... ICP?

haha. Clowns are scary. I've seen the film, ugh. Wonder why they don't do Ronald MacDonald anymore at Maccy D's

AaronShadows 10-26-2008 04:25 PM

Niether would you. Ex: Super Miranda_women GO! rofl

ponyboy 03-22-2009 03:10 PM

this is funny. i'm not afraid of clowns, but they are annoying


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