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Miranda_ 12-12-2006 08:23 AM

How to tell if you're too big a Harry Potter fan
 
(No, I didn't make these up. I got this list from this site here: MuggleNet | The ULTIMATE Harry Potter Site )

You Know You're Too Big of a Fan When...



You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "fellytone."

You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.
Your free time on the computer is spent constantly refreshing your favorite Harry Potter news site (MuggleNet, of course), hoping for an update.

Apple_Sherbet 12-19-2006 04:14 AM

Pretty interesting. I've done a few of those things before, that scares me...slightly.

samanthaclause 12-19-2006 03:07 PM

I actually do a few of these things...:D

Funny list though.

Rain538 03-15-2007 10:28 PM

Thowing shoes was funny

HARRY POTTER RULEZ

bell_6 04-02-2007 04:28 PM

ok I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan and I actually do some of these! Not all of them though!

DarkAngelFate 04-05-2007 01:46 AM

i accidentally called it a fellytone (i was having a moment with switching sounds in words ><; )
i've been saying wicked [awesome] because of Adam Sandler - before i read HP books ;)

Miranda_ 04-14-2007 09:24 AM

What's weird is that I actually refer to Voldemort as The Dark Lord... and nope, no-one cept Harry Potter fans has the faintest idea of who I mean. XD

xXpersistenceXx 06-07-2007 11:43 PM

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

lol xD

TheHayleyDoll 07-06-2007 09:27 AM

Seriously, I was in the theatre watching the 4th movie and I yelled, "What the crap?! It skipped a huge part!" Only... Now I can't remember what that part was... Ah well. But everyone turned to me.
Oh, and I refered to my friend as a 'Ron Weasley' because she freaked out at a spider. She was like, "OMG! HAYLEY! SQUASH IT!" It was hilarious. She's such a spaz.
And I refer to my Chemistry teacher as my Potions teacher. And call him Snape because the first and second term he was really evil...
Oh, and I have a huge crush on Oliver Wood. XD But that's normal for me.
Lastly, anyone smart is a Hermione. Anyone evil is a Malfoy. And anyone too perfect is Fluor... I hate her... Now I feel like Ginny. Lol. Only HP fans would understand...

Sarah_K_O_M 07-07-2007 04:08 PM

I'm a definite Hermione. I even have the mad bushy hair, and apparently I talk posh and I use long words for no discernable reason.


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