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03-16-2008, 02:16 PM
Not sure if some of theese were already used, if so im sorry =[[
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless Phone Yo mommas teeth are so yellow they cant believe its not butter. Do.You.Remember.When Getting high only meant swinging on the playground The worst things boys could do was give you cooties Wearing Skirts didnt mean you were bad war was just a card game Life was carefree Its silly looking back on all of this and remembering That all we ever wanted to do was grow up
    
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03-24-2008, 08:17 PM
Yo momma`s so fat,when she jumped in the ocean to swim,a whale started singing,"We are family,even though your fatter than me!"
Yo momma`s so stupid,when she`s done eating dinner,she washes the paper plate then throws it away.
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04-16-2008, 04:37 PM
yo mamma so ugly she makes you walk next to her just to take the attention away from her face!
uhhh... i think thats it... lol  IF THE ONE FOR ME WOULD FALL FOR ME... THAT WOULD BE THE MOMENT I AND THAT ONE WOULD HAVE TO SEPARATE... chobits episode 5 chii reads the book!
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04-18-2008, 05:13 PM
Sorry i was gone for so long.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! LOL!! I love to make people laugh! "Stand up for yourself..even if it means standing alone..." www.betchslap.com www.cartoondollemporium.com I RuLeZ! 
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04-21-2008, 01:07 AM
Well, I haven't been here long (matter of fact only for 5 minutes since I've joined) so sorry if I took another joke.
Yo momma so hairy, she went to the zoo and the zoo keepers thought she was a gorilla. I always wasn't the best at jokes anyway...lol...
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10-01-2008, 02:49 PM
I Gots Some Funny Ones:
Yo Mamma is so old that she saw Passion of the Christ live. Yo Mamma is so old that she has an autographed bible Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, all the skittles popped out Yo mamma so stupid that she was staring at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate. Yo mamma is so skinny that when lindsey lohan walked by here she said "oh you too?" Yo mamma is so fat that when she was a teaching the alphabet to her kids they sang "A B C D E F G, get you fat as's off of me!" Yo mamma so fat that she could rent shade. yo mamma so fat that when she went tho the pool a little boy said " look mom! free willy!" yo mamma is so ugly at a Halloween party the host said, "take off that mask its too scary" yo mamma so stupid that she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order. Yo Mamma so fat that she would have been in the E.T. scene when they rode the bikes across the moon, but the bike couldn't fly with all the weight. thats all i got i hope you like them! Visit My Doll Shop Called "Kat's Awesome Unique Shop!" (\__/)нєℓρ вυηηу (+'.'+)тαкє σνєя (")_(")тнє ωσяℓ∂ He is Our Leader! Avie By ME!
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