yo mamma jokes

[queen_doll_]

yo mamma so dumb so went to family dollar and said i brought my family now where is my dollar$$$$$$

[Khazi]

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

[ninjagurl538]

Yo moma's so fat,she can't take a bath in the atlantic ocean

[anah_63]

Originally Posted by DarkAngelFate

yo mamma's like a shotgun - give her c=ck and she blows

yo mamma's so dumb, when you were born, she saw the emilical cord and said "oh good, it comes with cabel! "

yo mamma's so fat she went to k-mart, tripped over wall-mart and landed right on target

yo mamma's breath is so bad, she can clear a chat room

yo mamma's so ugly she has to wear makeup on the radio

i like the radio one
heres one i got n idea from you
yo mamma's breath so bad that you could smell it over the phone

[flyy_girl_1]

Yo mamma so stupid i said you should run for president she ran all the way to da whitehouse

[tennisprincess7]

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo mama is so fat when she went missing she took up all 4 sides of the milk carton.
yo mama is so fat when she dropped her chapstick someone picked it up and said" here you dropped your deoderant"
yo mama is so fat when she went in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing "we are family!"
yo mama is so ugly when she gave birth to you the doctor slapped her instead of you.
yo mama is so fat for her high school photo it had to be an aerial photo
(warning you my friend and i made this yo mama joke up 3 years ago.) yo mama is so fat when she went to japan the people screamed "ahhh! giant sushi!!!"
these are my favorite and the ones i know hope u like them

[missmerm]

Yo Mumma so Fat
Dat when she jump for joy,
She get stuck.

[xXpersistenceXx]

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

[Khazi]

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

[Cookeh_Bubbles]

Yo mama's so old if I told her to act her age, she'd die.
Yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.