yo mamma jokes

[ninjagurl538]

Yo mama is so stupid when she got cancer she said "is that a zodiac sighn?"

[theusedangel]

yo mamma so stupid she make Paris Hilton look like Steven Hawkin

[kairi911]

yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said i'm going to be dead any second.
yo mama is so short that she tripped over a rug.
yo mama is so fat she went saling shamoo sang "WE ARE FAMILY BERGER KING MICKDONOLDS AND ME"
yo mama is so stupid she saw a apple fall off a tree and said WOW

[crystalfae9]

Originally Posted by queen_doll_

theese are all i got:
yo mamma so fat everytime she put her fit down she cause an earthquake (me and my sis made that up)

yo mamma so fat when she walked across the tv i missed 3 seansons of making da band.

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i really like the white and chunky

Now that funny!

[Khazi]

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals .

[koolgurl33]

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
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yo mama so fat she can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
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[Khazi]

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice

[AzumiSakura]

yo momma is so fat that she sat on top of the rainbow and made a M and everybody thinks that it was a McDonald sign. (something like that...)

[Khazi]

Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano

[DarkAngelFate]

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yo mamma's so dumb, when you were born, she saw the emilical cord and said "oh good, it comes with cabel! "

yo mamma's so fat she went to k-mart, tripped over wall-mart and landed right on target

yo mamma's breath is so bad, she can clear a chat room

yo mamma's so ugly she has to wear makeup on the radio