Quote of the day
 

Just had someone send this to me, and it made me laugh.

"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over" - Aneurin Bevan (1897)

XD

Here's a favorite of mine:

"They say I'm crazy. But the voices don't talk to them."

Another favourite of mine:

"Sitting on the fence will only give you splinters in your @ss"

One by... Shakespear I think.

"Life is but a walking shadow... a lone player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more."

Not funny, but I like it.

Funny quotes. :lol:

I found this one intresting...
"The good thing about dark evenings is that you can't see how dark and horrible it is outside."- Tony Blackburn
I might be a pardox (sp?)
I really don't know...

"Only two things in this universe are unlimited; the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
:lol:

"Well, that's what happens to famous ppl. They get shot."

John Lennon said this. O_O

At a party:
Lady to Winston Churchill: You, sir, are drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning.

my fave quote is

darkness is power silence is golden

"Be honest even if it hurts" - Judy blume