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06-11-2007, 11:32 AM
Not really a quote bu still made me laugh
 "Last night....I lay in bed looking at the stars thenI thought...where the hells my ceiling gone?!" There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
    
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06-11-2007, 03:25 PM
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930)
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06-11-2007, 03:27 PM
^Now that confused me. But I shall be silent. XD
Not necessarily intelligent, but it made me giggle a bit. "Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-tzwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"-Monty Python's Flying Circus Far, far beyond the island, we dwelt in shades of twilight, through dread and weary days, through grief and endless pain. It lies unknown, the land of mine! A hidden gate to save us from the shadow fall. The lord of water spoke in the silence words of wisdom. I've seen the end of all: Be aware, the storm gets closer. Av by Miranda_
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06-11-2007, 04:22 PM
It was the perfect marriage; she didn't want to and he couldn't - Spike Mulligan. ^^
"Without heroes we are all plain people and don't know how far we can go." -Bernard Malamud
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06-12-2007, 08:45 AM
"I can't live with Death; he's always leaving the toilet seat up!"
Far, far beyond the island, we dwelt in shades of twilight, through dread and weary days, through grief and endless pain. It lies unknown, the land of mine! A hidden gate to save us from the shadow fall. The lord of water spoke in the silence words of wisdom. I've seen the end of all: Be aware, the storm gets closer. Av by Miranda_
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06-13-2007, 06:27 AM
lol.Funny ^
"There are hundreds of languages in the world...but a smile speaks them all." That is so true  There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
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06-13-2007, 03:18 PM
"Don't make me angry. I've run out of places for the bodies."
Far, far beyond the island, we dwelt in shades of twilight, through dread and weary days, through grief and endless pain. It lies unknown, the land of mine! A hidden gate to save us from the shadow fall. The lord of water spoke in the silence words of wisdom. I've seen the end of all: Be aware, the storm gets closer. Av by Miranda_
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