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Some Christmassy quotes from "Blackadder's Christmas Carol."
Lord Blackadder: Ah, Melchett! Greetings! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp. Lord Melchett: And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down. Nursie: Pity about this, tinky-wink; you always used to love this time of year! Queenie: I know. Leaving a little mince pie and a glass of wine out for Father Christmas, and then scoffing it, because I was a princess: I could do what I bloody well liked! ![]() |
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Lucien Felstorm: Death is close. Can you feel it?
Malanna: You THINK!? *Waves a stick of lit dynamite around sarcastically* “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant |
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soulmusician says
...someone had sugar or coke or yaoi or all of the above Nightmare Loreliux says COKE IS SUGAR, SUGAR IS YAOI, THEREFORE COKE IS YAOI AND I HAD ALL OF THE ABOVE. soulmusician says hmm i see Nightmare Loreliux says NO. YOU ARE BLIND. soulmusician says ah. forgive me. i forgot. Nightmare Loreliux says It's okay. We all forget we are blind sometimes. |
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Grandma: Baby is a 'he', not a 'she' honey.
Aunt: My bad! Me: Technically he's an "it". Both: Why? Me: Because he ain't got any ballies. 6 year old cousin: Mommy, what are ballies? ...oops? ![]() Please have a look at my Shop! Help a girl out, keep me in mind, and share link with your friends and parents!
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I rather like this one... Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head. ![]() |
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We dusted off our Mario Party game for some together time. Anywho, Peach beat us at a 1 on 3 game and I exclaimed:
Ugh! I hate Peach! Do you want some pineapple?! Yes, we're the type of dorks who found that funny xD ![]() Please have a look at my Shop! Help a girl out, keep me in mind, and share link with your friends and parents!
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"And next week for Valentine's Day, I'll teach you how to make swans!" - Chef Hart
He's now my baking teacher. XD I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool |