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09-12-2006, 05:45 PM
Two from Mel Brooks:
"Humor is just another defense against the universe." and "Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks is cooool.   
    
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09-13-2006, 05:48 AM
"I like laughter. Except when milk comes out of my nose."--?
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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09-13-2006, 07:20 PM
A personal favorite of mine today was something my English teacher said. I'll explain the situation first. He dressed up in a priest costume to read a passage from our textbook(it was an old Puritan sermon about God's wrath). He looked like a giant black blob in it. Thus comes this that he said to me...
"I heard that everybody needs a black dress. I later learned that they meant women."
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09-22-2006, 03:36 PM
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper
A classic.  "Without heroes we are all plain people and don't know how far we can go." -Bernard Malamud
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11-01-2006, 06:13 PM
"Seperation from those we love is self from self - A deadly banishment" - William Shakesphere
Oh, and one between my friends: Koba: You knooow you can't go without talking to me! Amber: Eh-heh. You're funny. Koba: You'd have withdrawel. Amber: Withdrawel from not talking to you if like having withdrawel from a canker sore. XD It was pretty funny.  If I treated you bad, you'd bruise my face. Couldn't love you more you got a beautiful taste. Don't let the days go by...glycerine.
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11-02-2006, 08:06 AM
"When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party."
Can't remember who said this, but I like the quote. "Character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking" - J. C. Watts 
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06-11-2007, 07:08 AM
I like
"When life gives you lemons...throw them at people and hope you get them in their eyes." There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
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