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07-03-2009, 04:06 PM
"It is alive and so it can die. End story" - Not sure exactly :S
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant     
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07-17-2009, 09:57 AM
I AM NOT FROM F**KING ****** ASS RETARDED BELGIUM! I'M DUTCH! - Friend of mine. He's so... explicit. O.o; But honestly I'm not sure what spawned that vent.
"These are my babies. They kill when I tell them to. =D" - My brother on GMod (Garry's Mod, it's a program where you edit props from Halflife and other Valve games). Usually all he does is whine and complain about other people, but THAT was a funny one. XD I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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08-05-2009, 03:18 PM
"MMmmm, delicious cruelty. The 12th secret spice."
This was from a person on another forum; the topic we were discussing was KFC and how their main suppliers treat their chickens, ie very badly. I loled.  
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08-05-2009, 03:47 PM
"You think I'm running from you? Evidently, you've never fought elves before" *Brings the bridge in front of her crashing down to impede the undead* -Sylvanas windrunner, while defending Quel'thalas from Arthas.
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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08-17-2009, 09:25 AM
You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do. - Rorschach, Watchmen
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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08-17-2009, 11:49 AM
Eirack: *Clambering out of the ruins of a crashed airship
Horde commander: **** you boy, you crashed my ship! Eirack: Now see mister, I didn't break your toy, gravity did! Horde commander:.......LOK'TAR OGAR!! *Attacks Eirack with axe* Eirack: !!! O_O Oh jeese, steady on now! *Dodges and weaves around attacks* THAT is from an upcoming story I'm trying to write. Same goes for this: Coldsoar: TASTE THE WRATH OF THE FROSTBROOD!! *Blasts alliance soldiers with frost breath* Alliance soldiers: Comon ya rotting airborne wench! *Discharge guns at Coldsoar* Eirack: *Also shoots at the frost wyrm* Coldsoar: RRAAAAWWWWRRR!! *Obliterates near half the battalion with frost breath* Eirack: O_O;; Crap! *Pulls out heavy boar mithril blaster, aims in at Coldsoar and discharges* Coldsoar: *Goes flying back* What the hell was that...? *Disorientated* Eirack: ME :3 Coldsoar:.....You die now! *Divebombs toward Eirack* Eirack: Not a chance, you glacier on two wings! *Slides away on the ice* Coldsoar: *Nosedives into a saronite wall* RRRRRAAAWWWWRRR!! -_- Eirack: *Shoulders loaded goblin rocket launcher, and depresses the trigger* Coldsoar: *Glaring* The lich king will grant me rebirth... Eirack: Maybe, but he'll have to put you back together first. Coldsoar: *Blows into a million pieces* Eirack: Right, that was easy. Now let's go find Sindragosa! Alliance soldiers: Go *** 'yerself! Eirack: That's hardly the way to address someone who just brought down a frost wyrm... XDD “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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08-18-2009, 08:39 AM
Loreliux sighed. "It's easy to get on my good side."
"F-word no! I don't know a single person in Noir Mali that is on your good side!" Jason bellowed at her loudly. Loreliux glared at him. "You never listen, do you?" She slapped his cheek, hard. "I said that it was easy to GET on my good side. It's hard as hell to stay on it." She turned around and walked away, leaving Jason stunned.
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08-18-2009, 03:32 PM
Blackadder: Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner.
Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
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