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02-02-2009, 03:34 PM
Sorry for the doublepost. ^^; But this was just so funny.
Marc: Hey Caitlin. Me: Hey Marc. Marc: Hey Caitlin. Me: Hey Marc. Marc: Hey Caitlin. Me: Hey Marc. Marc: Hey Caitlin. Me: Hey Marc. Marc: Hey Caitlin. (goes on for several minutes with me trying not to laugh my butt off) Marc: Hey Caitlin. Me: Hey Marc, shut up. =D Marc: Redhead! Me: Proud of it.  Marc: Ginger! Me: Proud of it. Marc: Orange! Me: Prooouuud offff eeet. Marc: .. Wavy fiery locks! Me: Ooo, I like that a lot.  Marc: Your hair blends in with your chair! Me: Why do you think I'm wearing a white hoodie? >> Marcus H.: Marc, I think you just lost. Me: Marc, I'd appreciate it if you'd quit talking. Teacher: Likewise! Looong story short, Marc's ticked off our history teacher already and we're not even 4 days into the semester yet.  I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool     
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02-12-2009, 05:32 PM
If there's lessons
To be learned I'd rather get My jamming words In first, so Tell you something That I've found That the world's A better place When it's Upside down, boy - Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. -.- Ralph: He told me to burn things. - Taken from a Simpsons episode 
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02-12-2009, 10:40 PM
Here's a good one:
"If you refuse to stand behind our troops, then feel free to stand in front of them."  John Bonham 29 years gone, but never forgotten. R.I.P. 5-31-48 - 9-25-80 We salute you.
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02-14-2009, 11:31 AM
Cale-Something: There's long road ahead.
Richard: let's litter it with corpses. Looking For Group » Page 50 XD “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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02-14-2009, 11:53 AM
I don't even remember where this is from, but I've always loved this quote:
"There's no 'I' in 'team'." "Well, there's no 'U' in 'team' either, so if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then there's nobody on the **** team! The team sucks!" 
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02-14-2009, 01:54 PM
More Simpsons quotes. XD
Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff? Carl: Hey, it's Duffman! Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure. Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah! And for Valentine's Day... Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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02-14-2009, 02:55 PM
"Voldemort is right you know, there is no good or evil, just power. Good and evil are the things you can choose to do with it"- I reckon that's one of the morals of harry potter. Blek.
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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02-15-2009, 11:43 AM
"That was the most gore-tastic movie ever but it took me like 3 days to watch it.. bummer. Guess that just means I don't have a liver of iron."
"... what? Don't you mean a stomach of iron?" "No, liver." "Brandon, what are you SMOKING?" -Convo between me and a friend of mine, he got me so confused. XD I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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02-15-2009, 11:49 AM
Mom: Aaron blah blah-
Me:Are we there yet? Mom: Aaron, thisthat...- Me: Are we there yet? Mom: Not really. Now Aaron... Me: Are we there yet?!! Mom: Where? Me: There end of the conversation. XD “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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02-18-2009, 05:19 PM
Mr. S: ... and during her testimony, Hinckley started getting angrier, and angrier, and angrier. He started mumbling, "I hate you, Jodie. Hate you, hate you, Jodie, I HATE you." Eventually he started screaming and throwing pens and markers and things at the TV her testimony was on and he had to be dragged out of the court!
*today* Mr. S: We hate the Spanish, yes the Americans did! Oh, I hate you, Spain. I hate you, Spain. I hate you J- *looks pointedly at Ron* Ron: .. What? Jodie? Mr. S: Thaank you! I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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