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12-29-2008, 03:15 PM
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright
On a coffee mug my cousin and her boyfriend bought for me for Christmas. XD I love this cup. ^__^ I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool     
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12-29-2008, 03:20 PM
"The whole Orcish race changed before because one Orc said so. He stands before you now as warchief. Do you doubt him?" - Some half orcish guy in decolace. :P
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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12-31-2008, 07:49 AM
Ghoul: I need human samples to test.
Bro's character: You touch me, I turn zombie. Ghoul: Yelling 'zombie' in the Underworld is like yelling 'sand' in the desert. It's pointless. -- From Fallout 3, Ghouls are humans who have been exposed to heavy levels of radiation to the point they're rather... gooey, but they're still very human all the same. They make up what's called the 'Underworld' of the Wasteland. I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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01-16-2009, 08:57 AM
*shocks thread back to life*
"Okay, look, this is my outlook on life. On some days I've got the same outlook on life as my creator's buddy Marcus; I love you all, but you are so, freaking, annoying. Other days I just hate all of you. I don't care what your race is, how old you are, how you act. I just hate you for being... you and I hate me for being me. Now, who ordered the Virgin Bloody Mary?" Zandra, in an Out of Character Tavern-like RP thread on another board I had her on a couple of months ago. XD So technically it's me talking, but I wasn't even thinking about what I was typing. Doc. A.: Take the zyrtec as the ER doctor said and the zantac as well, and use this nose spray once a day. Me: Uh huh. Doc. A.: If it does not clear up, come back again. Me: I ain't planning on coming back, Doc. XD Doc. A.: Me neither.  It's an ongoing joke that I am not supposed to be going there at all, as most of his patients are actually 20 or older; I'm the only one under that age line.  I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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01-16-2009, 12:52 PM
One of my favorite lines: "Sure God created man before woman.....But don't you always need to make a rough draft....before the final masterpiece?
 Here's another: "This company is like a septic tank. All the really big chunks rise to the top." Those 2 came from a book of funny office posters. And here's a Yugoslavian proverb: "Tell the truth--then run." Sure God created Man before Woman--but don't you always make a rough draft--before the final masterpiece?
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01-16-2009, 01:05 PM
These ghouls remind me of the undead forsaken. But they have no really badass and strong female leader, like Sylvanas.
Something stupidly funny in science today; Classmate: *Looks at purple stuff in jug on table* What's that? Me: I don't know, but anything that purple HAS got to be flamable. Classmate: Not true. Me: True. Funnier version I came up with one minute later; Classmate: *Looks at purple stuff in jug on table* What's that? Me: I don't know, but anything that purple has GOT to be flamable. Classmate: Not true. Me: You're right there, they can be highly flamable too. xD That's as accurately I can remember it, anyway. “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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01-16-2009, 02:14 PM
[Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son]
Stella: He's a very strange young man. Sam: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you. - Back To The Future 
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01-18-2009, 06:14 PM
Okay, backstory behind this is that we fixed our really, really old computer so our parents could use it for their stuff and we mostly get this computer to ourselves now. XD Mom heard from Granma that there's a tainted-peanut-butter story on the news, so she told me to look it up on Comcast. She constantly pulls the 'you always go 'but Moooooom!!' 'thing, which is why this turned out so funny.
This is mostly paraphrased.Me: ... Well, it doesn't appear to affect major brands. *goes back to TDP* Dad: Check the news site. Me: Do it yourself. Mom: Caity, just do i- Me: Mom, you have your own computer, you wanted your own computer, now you got one, go use it! Quit bothering me! Mom: ... Dad: Ooooooo. Mom: But Caiityyy!Me: But Mooooooom! Dad: She got you there, hun. Me: Epic too-shay! I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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