Lol, not quite. XD Jive is hilarious, too. This is part of the rules thread translated into Jive:
Dere appear t'be some few sucka's who duzn't seem t'dig it de meanin' uh eider. Ah be baaad... I've posted da **** meanin' uh each in simple terms so's dat everyone be clear. Ah be baaad...
1. Junk email dat be sent t'yo' inbox dat ya' dun didn't sign down fo', likes advertisin' email o' p*rn. 'S coo', bro.
2. Stupid Pointless Annoyin' Messages. Dese kin eida' be da **** same dread/post repeated upside and upside again, o' dreads/posts dat consist uh plum a smilie o' some LOL dat serve no meanin' whutsoever. Ah be baaad... It kin also puh'tain t'a dread started ax'in' some quesshun already answered in anoda' dread o' in some stickied FAQ, o' an off topic dread.
3. Abusive/obscene posts dat serve no purpose whutsover. Ah be baaad... Dat includes flamin', which basically means some fight between two o' mo'e fo'um members. Any topics dat start t'go dat way here gots'ta be locked and da **** flame posts removed befo'e da **** dread be reopened. Duzn't spoil some sucka else's dread by attackin' anoda' bo'd member; if ya' gots some problem wid some sucka, PM eida' me o' Kitty. Slap mah fro!
4. Random posts. We gots some dread dat wuz made specifically fo' randomness; it kin be found here, dig dis: Randomness Dread. Post all yo' random doughts and comments dere; any dat is posted as some new dread gots'ta be locked. Only make some dread if ya' gots sump'n impo'tant t'say. Slap mah fro!
5. Comments posted in RPGs. If ya' wish t'ax' some quesshun uh a posta' about deir RPG, PM dem; duzn't post some comment in deir RPG. Also, any quesshuns ya' gots about RPGs gots'ta probably be answered in de Rules and FAQ topic. Co' got d' beat!