Fanfiction Pet Peeves

[Miranda_]

Saying "my precious" would make him into Gollum, har har. XXD

There are also far too many fanbrats who have to give their Sue a sooper speshul name which is far too flowery and long to ever be a real name. O_o

Btw; here's a loltastic Mary Sue Name Generator. XXD Find your Sue name here!

Apparently, mine is: Chantal Shirelle le Croix

O_o

[Cheshire1996]

Oh, looks like fun...

And I am...

Arwen Aailyah Haviland

[AaronShadows]

I'm Cameron Emerentius Valentine. WHY?

QQ.

[Elanorea]

I'm Petunia Felicitie del'Ortollio

And if I were a dude, I'd be Aerxes Emerentius del'Ortollio.

[Cheshire1996]

That would make filling out forms hard...

[Miranda_]

Plus, your chequebook would have to be extra long. O_o

If I were a Gary Stu, my name would be Brandon Dalziel le Croix

O_o

[Cheshire1996]

Ouch, may I ask how people can even seriously consider names like this for their characters? It seems blatantly impossible to me.

[spirit_queen]

Female: K'tanya DeLacey de Smytheford
Male: Aerxes Baden de Smytheford

Why 'smythe'? Isn't 'smith' good enough?

...wonder how the generator works; Elanorea and I got the same male-first-name, but not the same with female. O.o

[Floofed]

Jacintha Felicitie Worthington-Smythe :L
I think my actual name is mary sue worthy XD

[AaronShadows]

Originally Posted by spirit_queen

Female: K'tanya DeLacey de Smytheford
Male: Aerxes Baden de Smytheford

Why 'smythe'? Isn't 'smith' good enough?

...wonder how the generator works; Elanorea and I got the same male-first-name, but not the same with female. O.o

Smith is probably the most common last name in England. It would be a cardinal sin among suethors to ever let their sue be normal or ordinary in any way, so it automatically changes to Smytheford to be special.