If Women Ruled The World

[Miranda_]

Saw this article in my newspaper; it made me lol. XD Here are the ones from the article, add your own!

If Women Ruled The World...

* Pain-free birth will be introduced and the male birth control pill would be compulsory.

* PMS would be a legitimate defence in court.

* Singles bars would have metal detectors to we'ed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

* Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

* Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

* Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

* Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

* Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."

[awesomeistic]

The Snow white one is funneh. ha ha
*Football would be illegal.

[Silent_Wolf]

Noo, football's still good. Besides, the guys are hot. >>

[Miranda_]

Better one:

* Women would have power of veto over the remote control.

Then if your boyf was watching it and you didn't want to... *click!* and it's gone. XD

[Silent_Wolf]

.. Yeah, I'd still watch it provided it was the right team. XD

[Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX]

Another one would be: toilets seats would be un-liftable, or bolted down.

[Aihana_]

@ Pixie Dust, YES, That one is a MUST! I am tired of falling in.

[Xx_SkullCutie_xX]

Hmm... let's see... oh yeah! I got one!

*Teenage girls would get diamonds added on to their cells when they buy one

[delly1]

* Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.


lol That is a good one, but not like they would care as much as we seem too..

To tell you the truth I would be terrified if women ruled the world, because I believe everything to be equal and some feminists and some of their belifes are honestly too farfetched for me. I beleive feminists are the main cause of killing chivalry....I beleive women are no longer programed to admire and respect what is masculine and manly within a male anymore. The reason I beleive this is because women today want and need strength, confidence, honesty and, yes, chivalry! Whereas in past times they would want that as well, but I would think that they would want and need attention, love, compassion, sex, and moral support more in the past then they do now.

Today women are far more independant. To the males they believe they are not as "usefull" as they could be. Where as in past times they would be the provider and protector and roles of both genders are definate. I do agree that it is privledge that we can enjoy simlar aspects of a life that would be define as "male" , but I still think that makes males feel as though they are not needed anymore. Just my input. I hope I did not offend any one.

[Miranda_]

This is meant to be a humourous thread, actually; not a serious discussion thread. -.- I would appreciate it if you open a new thread for serious discussion rather than take this one off on a tangent.

Another one would be: toilets seats would be un-liftable, or bolted down.

Yeah; I'm fed up of having to put the toilet seat down all the time. -.- If it were meant to be up all the time, then there wouldn't even be a toilet seat.