The most stupid warning labels ever

[Miranda_]

These are partly ones I've seen myself, and also ones from this book I have. XD But they are all stupid.

Personal Experience:

* Washable dog blanket. Caution! Remove dog first. (on a dog blanket)

* Contains nuts. (on a jar of mixed nuts)

* If you are unable to read this sign, go and find one of our staff. (sign at the library; you'd think they'd know better. XD)

* Open bag. Eat pretzels. (on a bag of aeroplane pretzels.)

From the book:

* Do not eat toner. (on a laser printer cartridge)

* Do not use in shower. (on a hair dryer)

* Do not attempt to swallow. (on a mattress. Lol wut?)

* Do not use orally. (on a toilet cleaning brush... ew, I should hope no-one would! O_o)