The most stupid warning labels ever

[Miranda_]

These are partly ones I've seen myself, and also ones from this book I have. XD But they are all stupid.

Personal Experience:

* Washable dog blanket. Caution! Remove dog first. (on a dog blanket)

* Contains nuts. (on a jar of mixed nuts)

* If you are unable to read this sign, go and find one of our staff. (sign at the library; you'd think they'd know better. XD)

* Open bag. Eat pretzels. (on a bag of aeroplane pretzels.)

From the book:

* Do not eat toner. (on a laser printer cartridge)

* Do not use in shower. (on a hair dryer)

* Do not attempt to swallow. (on a mattress. Lol wut?)

* Do not use orally. (on a toilet cleaning brush... ew, I should hope no-one would! O_o)

[Silent_Wolf]

For a letterknife:

Warning: Cut away from yourself. Wear goggles if necessary.

Iron-on decals:

Do not iron on while wearing shirt.

[x_Minney_x]

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Lol!
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Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

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Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap.

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Hormel Pepperoni - Do not eat packet.
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[Heva_Banana_Mad]

I think this was on some kind of bar.
Ingredients do not contain nuts.
WARNING: May contain traces of nuts.

[TheHayleyDoll]

Here's a good one:

"New to Canada? Can't read or speak English? We understand. Call (number) today!"

Bus ad. xD

[Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX]

On hot chocolate and hot drinks/food they always put: Caution! Hot!

[antimaie]

My personal favorite is a on a children's superman Halloween costume, it says:
WARNING! This product does NOT give you the ability to fly.

XD

[AaronShadows]

I distinctly remember seeing this one on a packet of barbed wire (don't ask me what I wanted the wire for, XD)

Caution: Do not wrap around neck.

WTF. As if anyone would wrap barbed wire around their neck. XD

[midnight_shadow]

I saw this sign on a school bus from a school out of state.
List of warnings:
1.Do not speek to bus driver
2.Do not scream at bus driver
3. Bus driver is deaf, so be calm if he ignores you
4.Do not climb out of emergency exit
5.If there is emergency, climb out of emergency exit only if the bus is not moving
6.Do not jump out of the bus if moving

[karatekid12365]

On a packet of salt: Warning: contains salt

On a packet of pepper: Warning: contains black pepper

No duh.