The most stupid warning labels ever

[Miranda_]

These are partly ones I've seen myself, and also ones from this book I have. XD But they are all stupid.

Personal Experience:

* Washable dog blanket. Caution! Remove dog first. (on a dog blanket)

* Contains nuts. (on a jar of mixed nuts)

* If you are unable to read this sign, go and find one of our staff. (sign at the library; you'd think they'd know better. XD)

* Open bag. Eat pretzels. (on a bag of aeroplane pretzels.)

From the book:

* Do not eat toner. (on a laser printer cartridge)

* Do not use in shower. (on a hair dryer)

* Do not attempt to swallow. (on a mattress. Lol wut?)

* Do not use orally. (on a toilet cleaning brush... ew, I should hope no-one would! O_o)

[Silent_Wolf]

For a letterknife:

Warning: Cut away from yourself. Wear goggles if necessary.

Iron-on decals:

Do not iron on while wearing shirt.

[x_Minney_x]

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Lol!
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Mark and Spencer’s Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

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Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap.

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Hormel Pepperoni - Do not eat packet.
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[Heva_Banana_Mad]

I think this was on some kind of bar.
Ingredients do not contain nuts.
WARNING: May contain traces of nuts.

[TheHayleyDoll]

Here's a good one:

"New to Canada? Can't read or speak English? We understand. Call (number) today!"

Bus ad. xD

[Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX]

On hot chocolate and hot drinks/food they always put: Caution! Hot!

[antimaie]

My personal favorite is a on a children's superman Halloween costume, it says:
WARNING! This product does NOT give you the ability to fly.

XD

[Aihana_]

Whoa, deja vu, we were discussing this stuff in Social Studies.
What about Red Bull? They say on the commercials now, does not actually give you abilities to fly and yadda yadda

[antimaie]

I love how on taosters it says:
"Not recommended for use in bathtubs."

Let's make toast and have a bath at the same time. XD

[Aihana_]

Right now, I thought this was kind of weird.
Fruit mix-to-go, it's dried fruit.
It says, 'With Organic strawberry and Oranges!. No nuts.'