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Default The most stupid warning labels ever - 02-19-2009, 11:59 AM

These are partly ones I've seen myself, and also ones from this book I have. XD But they are all stupid.

Personal Experience:

* Washable dog blanket. Caution! Remove dog first. (on a dog blanket)

* Contains nuts. (on a jar of mixed nuts)

* If you are unable to read this sign, go and find one of our staff. (sign at the library; you'd think they'd know better. XD)

* Open bag. Eat pretzels. (on a bag of aeroplane pretzels.)

From the book:

* Do not eat toner. (on a laser printer cartridge)

* Do not use in shower. (on a hair dryer)

* Do not attempt to swallow. (on a mattress. Lol wut?)

* Do not use orally. (on a toilet cleaning brush... ew, I should hope no-one would! O_o)


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Default 02-19-2009, 12:03 PM

For a letterknife:

Warning: Cut away from yourself. Wear goggles if necessary.

Iron-on decals:

Do not iron on while wearing shirt.



I stare at the girl in the mirror: T-shirt, torn up jeans, no beauty queen.
But the way that you see me, you get underneath me, and all my defenses just fall away, fall away.
I am beautiful with you, even in the darkest part of me. I am beautiful with you;
Make it feel the way it's supposed to be!

You're here with me: Just show me this and I'll believe I am beautiful with you!
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Default 02-19-2009, 12:23 PM

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Mark and Spencerís Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

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Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap.

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Hormel Pepperoni - Do not eat packet.
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Default 02-19-2009, 01:29 PM

I think this was on some kind of bar.
Ingredients do not contain nuts.
WARNING: May contain traces of nuts.
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Default 02-19-2009, 06:37 PM

Here's a good one:

"New to Canada? Can't read or speak English? We understand. Call (number) today!"

Bus ad. xD
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Default 02-19-2009, 06:39 PM

On hot chocolate and hot drinks/food they always put: Caution! Hot!
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Default 02-19-2009, 06:41 PM

My personal favorite is a on a children's superman Halloween costume, it says:
WARNING! This product does NOT give you the ability to fly.

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Default 02-19-2009, 07:05 PM

Whoa, deja vu, we were discussing this stuff in Social Studies.
What about Red Bull? They say on the commercials now, does not actually give you abilities to fly and yadda yadda


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Default 02-19-2009, 07:19 PM

I love how on taosters it says:
"Not recommended for use in bathtubs."

Let's make toast and have a bath at the same time. XD



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Default 02-20-2009, 08:47 PM

Right now, I thought this was kind of weird.
Fruit mix-to-go, it's dried fruit.
It says, 'With Organic strawberry and Oranges!. No nuts.'


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