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Miranda_ 02-19-2009 11:59 AM

The most stupid warning labels ever
 
These are partly ones I've seen myself, and also ones from this book I have. XD But they are all stupid. :lol:

Personal Experience:

* Washable dog blanket. Caution! Remove dog first. (on a dog blanket)

* Contains nuts. (on a jar of mixed nuts)

* If you are unable to read this sign, go and find one of our staff. (sign at the library; you'd think they'd know better. XD)

* Open bag. Eat pretzels. (on a bag of aeroplane pretzels.)

From the book:

* Do not eat toner. (on a laser printer cartridge)

* Do not use in shower. (on a hair dryer)

* Do not attempt to swallow. (on a mattress. Lol wut?)

* Do not use orally. (on a toilet cleaning brush... ew, I should hope no-one would! O_o)

Silent_Wolf 02-19-2009 12:03 PM

For a letterknife:

Warning: Cut away from yourself. Wear goggles if necessary.

Iron-on decals:

Do not iron on while wearing shirt.

x_Minney_x 02-19-2009 12:23 PM

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Lol!
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Mark and Spencerís Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

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Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap.

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Hormel Pepperoni - Do not eat packet.
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Heva_Banana_Mad 02-19-2009 01:29 PM

I think this was on some kind of bar.
Ingredients do not contain nuts.
WARNING: May contain traces of nuts.

TheHayleyDoll 02-19-2009 06:37 PM

Here's a good one:

"New to Canada? Can't read or speak English? We understand. Call (number) today!"

Bus ad. xD

Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX 02-19-2009 06:39 PM

On hot chocolate and hot drinks/food they always put: Caution! Hot!

antimaie 02-19-2009 06:41 PM

My personal favorite is a on a children's superman Halloween costume, it says:
WARNING! This product does NOT give you the ability to fly.

XD

Aihana_ 02-19-2009 07:05 PM

Whoa, deja vu, we were discussing this stuff in Social Studies.
What about Red Bull? They say on the commercials now, does not actually give you abilities to fly and yadda yadda

antimaie 02-19-2009 07:19 PM

I love how on taosters it says:
"Not recommended for use in bathtubs."

Let's make toast and have a bath at the same time. XD

Aihana_ 02-20-2009 08:47 PM

Right now, I thought this was kind of weird.
Fruit mix-to-go, it's dried fruit.
It says, 'With Organic strawberry and Oranges!. No nuts.'


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