The most stupid warning labels ever

[Cheshire1996]

Not a label, but I have stumbled upon a book entitled 'how to speak french'...what is so silly? you ask...it was in french

*facepalm* I worry for the future of this world

[orangedino67]

I got these from the same site as Miranda but I think these are hilarious!


"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions."Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

"Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.

[Miranda_]

On this tube of strawberry lip balm I have.

Caution: Do Not Eat.

I don't think that eating lip balm does you any harm; not to be recommended, true, but I don't think it merits a warning label. XD

[mfrana]

this has probably been said already, but...

"Caution: Remove child before folding stroller" on a folding stroller

[AaronShadows]

I distinctly remember seeing this one on a packet of barbed wire (don't ask me what I wanted the wire for, XD)

Caution: Do not wrap around neck.

WTF. As if anyone would wrap barbed wire around their neck. XD

[karatekid12365]

On a packet of salt: Warning: contains salt

On a packet of pepper: Warning: contains black pepper

No duh.

[midnight_shadow]

I saw this sign on a school bus from a school out of state.
List of warnings:
1.Do not speek to bus driver
2.Do not scream at bus driver
3. Bus driver is deaf, so be calm if he ignores you
4.Do not climb out of emergency exit
5.If there is emergency, climb out of emergency exit only if the bus is not moving
6.Do not jump out of the bus if moving