The most stupid warning labels ever

[iluvdolphin6]

^ mine is sorta similar.
my friend makes a huge deal of this at school. the milk containers say "contains milk"

[hippie_girl03]

On a package of some kind of food, (I forget what) it says
WARNING: Item will be hot after heating

[ponyboy]

caution: coffee is hot
this is a very dumb warning

[Catlover642]

Don't know if this is a stupid warning, I just thought it was funny. On a Play-doh icecream making machine commercial it said 'Just for entertainment purposes. Not meant to eat' Made me giggle.

[Silent_Wolf]

Originally Posted by iluvdolphin6

^ mine is sorta similar.
my friend makes a huge deal of this at school. the milk containers say "contains milk"

Isn't that just stupid? O.o There's stuff that my school has, they're these huge teddy grahams, and there's a label that says 'is processed in a nut-free facility'.. then it has another label that says 'This product is made with machines that may handle peanuts, almonds, and other nuts.' ... Seriously, WHAT?

[Miranda_]

Maybe the nuts are the ones making the labels.

From this site: Things People Said: Warning Labels

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

And finally, the best one:

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

Lulwat?

[Aihana_]

Originally Posted by Miranda_

Maybe the nuts are the ones making the labels.

From this site: Things People Said: Warning Labels

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

And finally, the best one:

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

Lulwat?

These are so funny XD
I love the baby stroller one. Yes, I am going to forget that I have a wailing child in a stroller, then fold it up, of course it wouldn't make any noises. XD

[Miranda_]

Just like if you shoved a dog blanket complete with dog into the washing machine, the dog wouldn't try to escape or bite you. XD

[Virgogirl11]

My fav. one is always the hairdryer ones.Warningo Not Use While Sleeping. Like how do you use a hairdryer while sleeping...

[Moon_Crescent]

On a bag full of pees:

Deforst, then eat.