The most stupid warning labels ever

[Kiani]

Alot of power tool have, "Do not attempt to stop power tools with hands or genitals"

Hands I get, if youre incredibly stupid... genitals however?

And the excissive nut warnings are due to anaphylaxis, obviously in a jar of nuts its a little silly, but on things like dried fruit they need to state it, because some dried fruit is made in the same factory as dried fruit and nut mix, which means traces could get in and cause an anaphylactic reaction.

[Aihana_]

I know that, I have a serious peanut allergy, but I just find it weird how it's on everything. 'Don't stop with genitals'? What psychotic person did that?!

[Kiwi_Kat]

i got a flat iron for christmas and one of the things was

Do Not Use Whil Sleeping!

[antimaie]

My coach purse came with a tag that said: "Not to be meant as use for a hat."
I was like ftw? XD

[Aihana_]

I don't see how that's harmful, unless it's plastic...

[TechnoMayhem]

On the soda can next to me, WARNING: MAY CAUSE HEART BURN
._.

That's as stupid as it gets in this town.

[Miranda_]

Originally Posted by Kiani

And the excissive nut warnings are due to anaphylaxis, obviously in a jar of nuts its a little silly, but on things like dried fruit they need to state it, because some dried fruit is made in the same factory as dried fruit and nut mix, which means traces could get in and cause an anaphylactic reaction.

I know that, but to my mind, anyone who's allergic to nuts and eats from a jar of mixed nuts deserves everything they get. As does the idiot who tries to stop a chainsaw with his genitals. O_o

Another one; this one was told to me by a friend who works with power tools. Apparently, on his blowtorch is the following label: "Warning: Do not use to dry hair." o_O I weep for humanity.

[Elanorea]

On children's cough syrup: "Do not operate heavy machinery while taking this medication".

[Miranda_]

I love the children's medicines that say "Don't drive or operate heavy machinery"; cuz you know those darn children can't be stopped from driving normally.

I saw the following signs on the same door once: "Do Not Enter" and "No Exit". Then what do you do with the door? O_o

[Heva_Banana_Mad]

On a packet of eggs: Allergy advice; CONTAINS EGG XD