The holiday/vacation fashion hall of shame

[Miranda_]

When you go away on your hols, you want to make sure that you look good, right? You don't want to be laughed at by either your fellow holidaymakers or the locals, do you? A list was compiled by Debenhams as a guide for what not to wear on the beach.

For Women.

# Muffin tops
# Fat women with their navel pierced
# Thongs on the beach
# Henna tattoos
# Braided hair
# Saggy bikinis
# Middle aged women in mini skirts
# Belly tops
# Bra-less women
# Jelly Shoes


For Men.

# Speedos
# Socks and sandals
# Sarongs
# Handkerchief on head
# Union Flag shorts
# Bum bags
# Men with nipple piercings
# Football shirts
# Cycling shorts
# Crocs

[belladoggy]

Most of those I agree with, but what is wrong with braided hair on a woman? I often put my hair in a french braid when I have football games so it stays out of my face and goes into my hat easier.

[Miranda_]

I think they mean the kind that's done on beach stalls and looks crap, rather than proper French plaits.

[fabulous_doller24]

Oh...like the beaded ones? EW, sounds like one of Heidi Klum's corny renewal of vows.