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I just had a thought.
The Diclonii from Elfen Lied meet the Twilight Vampires. Edward decides to attack Lucy for not bowing down like a doormat woman. All hell breaks loose, and the Cullens are ripped to shreds by the infinitely superior Diclonii. Because nothing beats super fast invisible arms that can shred steel. Nothing. “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant |
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Epic win. I read it last night. If Twilight had ended like this, it would have been an amazing book. XD
(Pssst. Get the joke?) “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant |
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Warning: Mature. Contains reference to molestation; don't read unless you are sure!
Renesmee's Home Funny as hell photoshop. XXD ![]() |
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Anti-Feminism: Bella Swan and the Illusion of Choice - Critical Analysis of Twilight - Fanpop
Recommended reading material for anyone who hates Twilight and the way women are portrayed in the books. ![]() |
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Reasoning With Vampires
Samples of the text... with some amusing critiques. Just look, you guys will love it. This is my favorite so far: Reasoning With Vampires |
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