Twilight Rantage-Spoilers Inside

[AaronShadows]

Originally Posted by antimaie

My god, that was the best part of the entire movie. xD

I want to see Breaking Dawn exactly how the book is, with nothing cut out. It would be the biggest joke/hilrious movie I've ever seen. With a pregant crippled stoner pretending to be normal and not preggers. xDD

Stormbreaker or some Twilight movie? =O

[antimaie]

Stormbreaker.

[Miranda_]

And in the next scene, the Meyerpire and Mary Sue were torn apart and devoured. The end.

[sentimental7]

Ahhh, how I pray that it shall end in such a way, Miranda!~ XD The rocks fall and everyone dies ending is great as well. <3

Grrr.. my oldest sister is dragging me with her to see Eclipse this weekend, I think.. it better not be too long of a movie or I shall die.. ;___; Hopefully something amusing happens.. like the Meyerpires getting their sparkly ***** kicked?! >;D

My sister dragged me to watch New Moon, too... gosh, she is so annoying. The entire time, she kept pinching my arm like when characters kissed/almost kissed and she seriously bawled at the ending. Wtf.. O___o

She also yelled at a couple of g.ay guys and told them to shut up because they kept saying things like "Ooooh, sexy AND limber!~" about Taylor Lautner.. o___o;

I really hope I can survive this.

[Miranda_]

Feign illness. Or, ten minutes in, claim you need to go to the loo, then sneak off and watch a better movie or read a book in the lobby. XD

More anti stuff: Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

Btw, some HP spoilers.

[Moon_Crescent]

My brother, sister and I went to see The Last Airbender yesterday. So I said to my brother, "I bet they're going to see Eclipse," because we were infront of a group of 5 teenagers, all wearing Twilight shirts. So one of them taps me on the shoulder and says, "Uhm (Uhummm), any good Twilight fan would have seen it on the first day." *Facepalm*

[Cheshire1996]

xD

I CANNOT believe they made it into a graphic novel -.-

[Miranda_]

The only Twilight comics you will ever want to read.







Linked out cuz it's too big to post: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs26/f/20...mpressFunk.jpg

[Cheshire1996]

Lulz at Lestat. That's probably what his reaction would be xD

[Moon_Crescent]

I cannot believe this. At one of the elementary schools my friend used to live at, Twilight series is being put on the library shelves. ELEMENTARY! And this is for the little kids! Kindergarden through fourth grade!