Twilight Rantage-Spoilers Inside

[Miranda_]

Why Twilight Sucks

I concur with this. XD

[Cheshire1996]

Hah, each year we have a book week and ther's one day where you dress up according to a book chosen by the school, they chose twilight, I came in my school uniform. Everyone was asking why. I said if they had actually chosen a comprehensable book I would have comed dressed up.

[antimaie]

I suggest everyone reading this thread go read Nightlight. I have no idea who its by, but it was an apple core on the cover, and Is a spoof of Twilight. It's pure genius.

[ColorPencil]

antimaie, I have Nightlight! XD It is hilarious. (=

[belladoggy]

I've heard a lot of my friends talking about Nightlight, and I thought it was just something online, but it's actually a book. It went straight to my Amazon wishlist. Based on the reviews, it's the best parody out there so far.

[NotYourPrincess]

Stephanie Meyer's newest 178 page novella contains 127 rhetorical questions.

That's almost a rhetorical question for every page!

She just doesn't know when to stop. She used the word chagrin ATLEAST 1,000 times in her EPIC SAGA Twilight. Lmao.

[Silent_Wolf]

I don't even use the word 'chagrin,' it's so old-timey sounding. Plus, I can't work it into any sensible sentences. It sounds funny. XD

I tried to read Twilight again. Failed. XD I just can't stomach the horror.

[AaronShadows]

I had no problem stomaching it. It was just the boredom hit me like a bus. >_<

[Silver_Wolf_Kitty]

On the bright side, Eclipse is so crazy that advertising for it has been seen on horror movie sites. I would see it just to see if it has delicious b-rate horror movie style, but I have issues with putting any money into Meyer's pocket.

[AaronShadows]

You hate her that much =D

To be honest, she's her brother's puppet, pretty much. Meyer created the aberration, but it's her mother's other piece of work that turned it into the plague it is today.