10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Vampire.
Just a funny little list I came up with to try and get more posts into Dating. XD
1. Vegetarian or hate the taste of blood? Well, you're not going to like kissing someone who snacks on blood once a day, are you?
2. He'll always be hankering to change you... and your mum always said not to date guys who want to do that.
3. No more trips to the beach; sunlight weakens or even kills vampires.
4. Forget about having any photos of your boyf as a keepsake; vampires can't have their pictures taken, remember?
5. And cuz he can't see himself in a mirror, he'll constantly be bugging you about how he looks.
6. You'll have to give up Italian foods forever, cuz the slightest hint of garlic could kill your boyf.
7. Sleeping in a coffin won't be much fun... and it'll be one hell of a tight fit.
8. Vampires generally don't do commitment; and in any case, if you stay human he'll always be thinking of who he's going to date after you get old and ugly. If you let him turn you, then that's an eternity of putting up with his bad habits.
9. Capes. So hard to hang right so that all the wrinkles drop out.
10. Getting a splinter could ruin his day, so that means you'll have to avoid wood and wood related products like the plague.
Awww dang it. I guess I cant date a vampire now. *sigh* Boooo.....
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