Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

[ToxicMonsters_x]

Are you from the millitary cause my privates are listening... when i heard that i was like :O EW

[belladoggy]

So remember how my youth group trades pick-up lines? We did a skit on a recent retreat, and here were the favorites:

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder?" (said after putting your arm around them)

"Got any raisons?"
"...No..."
"How 'bout a date?"

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious!"

[Miranda_]

Some from a site:

Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I want to give myself to you.

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Want to spend the night with me?
Response: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.

I'd go through anything for you.

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?