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Default 06-22-2012, 02:39 PM

Another one...math humor

"Holy Shift! Look at the Asymptote on that mother Function!"

AND

"I wish you were/I was my/your calculus homework because then you'd/I'd be hard and I'd/you'd be doing you/me on my/your desk."

Gross, and I've included both versions I've heard. But it makes me laugh. I can't take pick-up lines seriously. they're just so...laugh-inducing.

AND

"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"


Harry Potter pick up lines!

"It's not the length of a guy's wand that matters; it's the magic he can make with it."

"Just call me Luna because I sure can Lovegood!"



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Default 06-22-2012, 09:17 PM

LOL Bridie!

Let's see what I got...
"It may not be Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

or

"You make my floppy-disc go hard-drive!"


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Default 09-16-2012, 06:22 PM

Huh... I'm pretty sure I didn't make this thread. Did the OP get deleted or something?

And while we're on math-themed jokes, from last week's Spiked Math:
"I wish I were the power set so you'd be inside me!"


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Default 09-16-2012, 06:49 PM

My boyfriend and I throw cheesy ones at each other all the time. My favorite is still, "Hey sexy-lady, you should come to my room so we can snuggle and... do... stuff."

... wait, he was serious. @_@



I stare at the girl in the mirror: T-shirt, torn up jeans, no beauty queen.
But the way that you see me, you get underneath me, and all my defenses just fall away, fall away.
I am beautiful with you, even in the darkest part of me. I am beautiful with you;
Make it feel the way it's supposed to be!

You're here with me: Just show me this and I'll believe I am beautiful with you!
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Default 09-16-2012, 07:10 PM

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Huh... I'm pretty sure I didn't make this thread. Did the OP get deleted or something?
The OP was a guest poster; it's something that happens when the membership list gets pruned and it looks messy to have a guest poster as the OP in a thread.

And a really icky chatup line: "Do you have a mirror in your knickers? Cuz I see myself in there!"

The answer to that is, of course, "I've already got one @rse in there, why on earth would I want another?"


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Default 09-16-2012, 09:59 PM

Miranda, bu favorite about the ones you post are the responses you have to them. I wish I was that clever!


I'm sure this has been posted somewhere before, but if Draco Malfoy ever needed a pick-up line: "Hey, baby, can I just Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?"



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