Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

[Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX]

I heard this one the other day when I was passing by a group of guys in the hall, one guy said it to another guy:"I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get." I was like o.O..ew.

[Cheshire1996]

This is one my friend got
Do you live in the woods because you're a fox
My friends walked away XD

[cwer]

"Do you have a mirror in you pants? because I can see my self inside them" Gross much?

[Mckayla]

this 1 is SOOOO stupid!!!!!!!! not at all charming!

hey, did you fall from heaven, or did you just mess up your face?

[KiraIMustBeInvisible]

This was used on my sister by one of my bros friends xD I think it's beem mentioned but...
Boy: *picks up packet of sugar* Hey, I think you dropped your name tag.

xDD Sad much?

[antimaie]

Originally Posted by chaosx24

Then another: "If i had skittles in my mouth, would you taste the rainbow?"

Hah, I love that one. xD Cept I heard it was "I've got some skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the rainbow?"

[ToxicMonsters_x]

Are you from the millitary cause my privates are listening... when i heard that i was like :O EW

[belladoggy]

So remember how my youth group trades pick-up lines? We did a skit on a recent retreat, and here were the favorites:

"If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder?" (said after putting your arm around them)

"Got any raisons?"
"...No..."
"How 'bout a date?"

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you're looking magically delicious!"

[Miranda_]

Some from a site:

Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I want to give myself to you.

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Want to spend the night with me?
Response: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.

I'd go through anything for you.

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

[eros]

I can't believe I haven't found this thread until now. Me and my friends are always coming up with cheesy pick up lines!

If you ever seen the movie Wayne's World, whenever they are talking about the girl Wayne likes, him and Garth were making up lines.
Garth," If she were president, she'd be Babe-arham Lincoln!" XD

Or this one:
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I'm sure if a guy attempted to pick me up, I'd probably just laugh and walk away. Unless if it was a creepy guy...then I'd probably run. XD