But I'm American. All we do is eat xD Just kidding. The bird will be plenty stuffed. Also, that video is hilarious. "Which is why I have decided to scalp you. And burn your village to the ground." The best part, is that Pocahontas wasn't even a Chippewa.
So much win in that vid. XD
I do sometimes wonder if wild turkey would taste better than those gluttonous creatures they sell in stores... I prefer dark meat, after all, anyways. XD And wild turkeys fly!
Wait, the REAL best part is that it's like a burning of a Mary Sue at the the stake. So perfect. I'm thankful for characters like Wednesday Addams who put the Sues in their places. xD
Oh god yes. I hated that blonde girl from the moment she first appeared in that film; and the stuff she says as Sarah Miller is just so racist. Serves her right. xD