Can anyone say awkward?

[Cherpples23]

I didn't see a post for this yet..So hopefully I didn't miss anything.
There's too much le sighs and le pouts going around..
So I figured it'd be nice to make a thread about something funny!

Do you guys have any funny/awkward dating stories or crush stories?
Ya know what I mean jellybean?

If so!
Tell ;D

[XxXCookies_R_MineXxX]

when i was in second grade i told my guy friend the name of the guy i liked. later the day, my and my friend were chasing him and his friend making kiss faces (idk why we were doing this but we were) and he shouted " You Don't Like Me! U Told Me U Liked Kurt!" and guess who was standing right there. yep Kurt. i still want to chop off Quinton's head. even though he moved to Minnesota.

[Cherpples23]

So..
I'm set up on a blind date. Well not entirely blind considering I saw a somewhat hazy photo of himself which didn't compare to his "true appearance" whatsoever!
So I pull up to the movie theater and walked up to where he said he'd meet me...
I see a man (and no I am not shallow..I just like a guy who bothers to take care of himself) but I see a man standing there with part of his belly hanging out of his unknown band t-shirt and his hair isn't combed and he hadn't really shaved in god knows how long! and he smelled kinda funky. (ewww!)
I figured maybe he has a kick ass personality!
or so I hoped..
We sit through the movie I'm sort of huddled up in a ball on my seat avoiding the chances of him grabbing my hand or trying to put a move on me but he was persistent..
I was nervous. >_<
So the movie ends and he like grabs a hold of me and lays this sloppy big kiss on me and I tried not to be extremely rude but I sort of pushed him away but he didn't really get it ..haha..
He thought he just scored I guess..
So we decide to go out and eat somewhere and being the charmer he is he chooses Popeyes even though I'm a vegetarian..: |
I just get the fries cause he was paying and I wasn't going to make a big deal out of it..
but when I get up to go to the bathroom he reached up and grabbed my butt >_< and it wasn't very ..suttle (sp?)
So I hurried to the bathroom and stayed there for a while hoping he'd finish up eating so I could leave..
I come back and he's still sitting there eating..slowly..painfully slow like D=
So I tell him I'm going to get a drink and he's like oh no no no! Let me get it! I was like okay then..how nice of you.
Lol
So he comes back with the drink and he gives me this smile that looked sort of creepy and well just creepy and he lifted up his hands and made this weird motion with them and he's like I'm using the force on you! Come to me! (people are staring by now) and I'm like uhh no thanks..your force isn't strong..
so we leave the resturant and he grabs my ass again and we get in the car and he does the whole *grope* tehehe *grope* I'm like wtf dude knock it off.
So he sort of gets too touchy feely now and takes it as a challenge so finally I just leave the car and sit outside while he's just sitting in his car staring at me..Finally my friend came and picked me up and he followed us for some time >_< which scared me.
but yeah that's that..
after that he called me and called me an uptight beeep and I call him a smelly beep beep. o__o;

[isa1234]

OK, here's mine it happened like today... In my guitar class there's this guy who told my friend he likes me(of course she told me..) anyway when a bunch of people were outside there were only a few of us in the room. So the guy walks by and like scratches my head, like I can't describe it.. kinda like a cat... maybe and i looked at him like wtf... he had this look on his face with kinda of asmirk kinda smile, like he wanted me mto react that way all in all it was really awkward....

But i do like him but he's 2 years older than me and it would be weird, i've never been put in this posotion before...

[Silver_Wolf_Kitty]

Not an awkward date or anything on my part, but this still was thoroughly weird when it happened.

As some people know, I live basically in the ghetto. So, one day I was rushing to the subway station because I had a meeting to get to at my college and had to stop at the corner because someone was pulling up(and I didn't want to get hit). I stood there for a few moments waiting for him to turn and he kept sitting there staring at me. I assumed he wanted me to cross first, which was impossible since he was sitting in the crosswalk, so I went behind his car and continued on my way. Not even 5 feet from his car, I hear an "Excuse me miss!". I turn around thinking he was about to accuse me of hitting his car or something and instead he starts telling me to just calm down and talk to him. I kept repeating over and over again that I had to leave for a meeting, but he kept insisting that I'm such a pretty girl and he just wants to talk. At this point in time cars are beginning to line up behind him and I am getting frantic thinking he's going to try to invite me into his car or something. Then he starts the "give me your number" line. After maybe telling him 10 times that he could not have my number, he then refused to let me leave until I had written his down. I was obligated to simply because I didn't want to get shot(and he seemed the sort to do it), then ran off on my way.

At the time and for a good week afterwards I was thoroughly creeped out, but now I find it amusing. I'm not the sort to think I am attractive, so that certainly is a confidence booster. That and all the spanish guys who keep hitting on me now. I think they think I'm spanish, which I clearly am not.