09-25-2013, 09:50 PM
"You could always have tried harder. You were my best friend, Janelle."
Quinton laughed, "Great news."
"No, it's awful news. Oh, but you're not the only dad."
Quinton stopped laughing, "What does that mean?"
"It's weird, and unusual, but I'm having twins and you are one dad, and Alex is the other."
He broke out into more laughing, bending over in hysterics. "That's just too f*cking funny, El!"
"No, it's not funny." Ella's face was very serious. "It couldn't be less funny for me. Mike and I broke up over this."
"Boohoo, Ella and loverboy broke up. That was long overdue anyway. Have you spoke to Lord Douche about the baby?"
"Yes, and he basically said 'Well, sorry, want some hush money? You're a lower-class sl*t and I am so f*cking high class I can't be seen with the likes of you and that b@stand child'."
"Classic douche. Don't worry, El, I'll be here... but you need to get me out of here first. My court date is next week."