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Default Two nuns in Transylvania - 03-25-2013, 10:29 AM

Two nuns were driving along a road in Transylvania one night, when a vampire jumped on to the roof of the car. The nun in the passenger seat was frightened and said to the nun driving, "What do I do?"

"Show him your cross," advised the driver.

So the other nun leant out the window and shouted, "GET OFF THE F***ING ROOF!"

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