Two nuns in Transylvania -
03-25-2013, 09:29 AM
Two nuns were driving along a road in Transylvania one night, when a vampire jumped on to the roof of the car. The nun in the passenger seat was frightened and said to the nun driving, "What do I do?"
"Show him your cross," advised the driver.
So the other nun leant out the window and shouted, "GET OFF THE F***ING ROOF!"