♪ Wreck the Malls this Christmas Seasons
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
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(Refrain)
Push your charge card to the limit;
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Your checkbook now has nothing in it.
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Wreck the Malls with my friend Charlie;
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Drive to K-Mart on his Harley;
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(Refrain)
Tamper with their Muzak System
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Switch something for Twisted Sister
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(Refrain)
Wreck the Pet Store do some damage;
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Send the beagles on a rampage;
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(Refrain)
Acting in an uncouth manner;
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Drop your drawers and moon that Santa.
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