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Default 11-30-2012, 07:46 PM

Here's a few...

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a drummer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Miner.

Q: Why was the drummer kicked out of the band?
A: Cuz he said, "Hey guys, I just wrote a song..."

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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