11-30-2012, 08:46 PM
Here's a few...
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a drummer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Miner.
Q: Why was the drummer kicked out of the band?
A: Cuz he said, "Hey guys, I just wrote a song..."
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.