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Default Music Jokes! - 11-30-2012, 02:17 PM

These can be theory, band jokes, choir jokes, orchestra jokes, genre jokes, anything you want as long as it has something to do with music!

Here's one: Why did the soprano get stuck outside? She didn't know when to come in and couldn't find the key.

How do you know when a drummer is at your door? The knocking keeps speeding up and slowing down.


How many clarinetists does it take to ***** in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll go through hundreds of boxes to find just the right bulb.


Without music, life would B♭



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