09-02-2012, 08:00 AM
> Goofing off on Reddit and some forums.
> Get up to get coffee because nasty feeling throat; dumb weather makes me sick
> See something about the size of a half-dollar scurry across the baseboard next to the dining room doorway
> Realize it's a massive godd@mn spider
> Stand up. Spider freezes. I freeze. We stare at each other, in silence.
> I turn on the light. Spider doesn't move; it's waiting to see what I will do.
> I grab the bottle of Raid. It's one of those eco-friendly ones, in a spray bottle.
> Spider still doesn't move except for one leg going BACKWARDS TOWARDS MEEEEE
> Start spraying. Spider wigs out, runs behind a box, all over the wall.
> KEEP SPRAYING BECAUSE IT'S RUNNING BACK TOWARDS ME AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> It curls up into a ball and stops moving.
> Cat sniffs, visibly grimaces and walks away.
> I get my coffee, inspect my work on the way back to the couch. Rigor mortis has set in as the body relaxed.
> Take that you creepy abominations of nature. TAKE. THAT. *Coffee*
I stare at the girl in the mirror: T-shirt, torn up jeans, no beauty queen.
But the way that you see me, you get underneath me, and all my defenses just fall away, fall away.
I am beautiful with you, even in the darkest part of me. I am beautiful with you;
Make it feel the way it's supposed to be!
You're here with me: Just show me this and I'll believe I am beautiful with you!