09-02-2012, 08:00 AM
> Goofing off on Reddit and some forums.
> Get up to get coffee because nasty feeling throat; dumb weather makes me sick
> See something about the size of a half-dollar scurry across the baseboard next to the dining room doorway
> Realize it's a massive godd@mn spider
> Stand up. Spider freezes. I freeze. We stare at each other, in silence.
> I turn on the light. Spider doesn't move; it's waiting to see what I will do.
> I grab the bottle of Raid. It's one of those eco-friendly ones, in a spray bottle.
> Spider still doesn't move except for one leg going BACKWARDS TOWARDS MEEEEE
> Start spraying. Spider wigs out, runs behind a box, all over the wall.
> KEEP SPRAYING BECAUSE IT'S RUNNING BACK TOWARDS ME AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> It curls up into a ball and stops moving.
> Cat sniffs, visibly grimaces and walks away.
> I get my coffee, inspect my work on the way back to the couch. Rigor mortis has set in as the body relaxed.
> Take that you creepy abominations of nature. TAKE. THAT. *Coffee*
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION.
DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION.
THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END...