[belladoggy]

Another one...math humor

"Holy Shift! Look at the Asymptote on that mother Function!"

AND

"I wish you were/I was my/your calculus homework because then you'd/I'd be hard and I'd/you'd be doing you/me on my/your desk."

Gross, and I've included both versions I've heard. But it makes me laugh. I can't take pick-up lines seriously. they're just so...laugh-inducing.

AND

"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"


Harry Potter pick up lines!

"It's not the length of a guy's wand that matters; it's the magic he can make with it."

"Just call me Luna because I sure can Lovegood!"