02-21-2012, 03:14 AM
I see myself as a genius ditz revolutionary slash amiable dictator dash terrorist. I'll take over the country in a backlash rebellion that arose from the government attempting to ban potatoes. Then, I'll find some excuse to rob every country on earth blind, nuke the moon to promote "healthy living" and to redo the architecture of Ireland's cities in gothic dark fantasy style. Then, I'll engineer the creation of a group of magic heroes to do battle with me for amusement, carry on all sorts of evil shenanigans back and forth with them for six hundred years, always escaping at the last second with my genre-savviness. Then, I'll figure out how to open the gates of hell, which I will promptly besiege with my army of darkness.
I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick. ~ Valkyrie Cain
Ill buy you a stick for Christmas. - Skulduggery Pleasant