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Default Cast the first stone... - 11-29-2011, 06:38 PM

A harlot is about to be stoned to death by a crowd, when Jesus steps forward.

"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone," he said.

The crowd is still for a few moments, then suddenly a rock comes flying out and hits the harlot on the head, killing her.

Jesus turns round and glares.

"Mother," he said, "Sometimes you really p*ss me off..."

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