Cast the first stone... -
11-29-2011, 06:38 PM
A harlot is about to be stoned to death by a crowd, when Jesus steps forward.
"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone," he said.
The crowd is still for a few moments, then suddenly a rock comes flying out and hits the harlot on the head, killing her.
Jesus turns round and glares.
"Mother," he said, "Sometimes you really p*ss me off..."