Hey, chocolate-covered bacon is actually really tasty. There's this company that actually makes chocolate bars with crumbled bacon in it. <3 It's not greasy either, just has this pleasant snap to it.
ELEPHANT EAARRS. Which are like funnel cakes, just flatter and bigger and about the size of, well, an elephant ear.
Also, fries. The fair at my grandfather's hometown has these amazing crisp/flimsy fries that are delicious and amazing and are already just perfectly salted. They're actually really good with vinegar too and I hate the stuff as a condiment!