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Default 08-14-2011, 08:46 PM

XD Yet more Sues... I despair of the fact that there are so many to list. O_o


Not, as the name appears to suggest, a Sue that is a baby, but rather a Sue that exists for no other reasons than to meet a canon male character and have a bazillion babies with him. She has no personality other than the "barefoot and pregnant" stereotype, provoking the wrath of feminists everywhere. Baby!Sue is written to suggest that her life didn't exist before she became pregnant. Her babies will also be perfect; never crying, pooping or puking and will be the living spit of their canon father.


Truly a terrible thing to behold, this Sue combines two or sometimes more fandoms, and manages to completely balls up every one at the same time. Crossover!Sue will also show zero rhyme and reason when it comes to making the fandoms fit together... and neither will her creator. This particular Sue shows a staggering lack of knowledge of the fandoms she is massacring; perhaps she might be a N'avi in Middle Earth, or a Meyerpire at Hogwarts, but no matter what, she'll be an abomination.


While there is nothing at all wrong with furries in the right context, Furry!Sue is horrifying cuz she is normally shoved into a fandom where she is completely wrong, and stands out like a sore thumb. There are plenty of fandoms where a neko, for example, would fit in perfectly, but Furry!Sue's creator ignores these fandoms and instead puts her hideous creation in places like Middle Earth, Hogwarts, the X-files or the Leaf Village and expects everyone reading it to just accept the fact.


Twagic!Sue's creator will insist that, cuz she has given her character a disability, that character can not be a Sue. This would be easier to believe if Twagic!Sue had a disability like say, a gangrene infested limb, or a freakish face. However, Twagic!Sue normally suffers from blindness, mutism, deafness and facial scars... tho the last example will never detract from Twagic!Sue's beauty in any way. She gets all the sympathy and hugs from the good guys, gets to constantly wangst all the time and never ever fails to get her man.

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