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Default 07-21-2011, 06:13 PM

XD That's funny.

Songs we sang at end of term:

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the teachers on the top
Stick the headmaster in the middle
And burn the flipping lot.


Of course, sometimes another word beginning with f was substituted... O_O

We break up
We break up
We don't care if the school blows up
No more English
No more French
No more sitting on the old school bench.

If your teacher interferes
Sit her down and box her ears
If that doesn't serve her right
Blow her up with dynamite.

Teacher, teacher I declare
I can see your underwear
Is it black or is it white?
Oh my god, it's dynamite!


Nope; kids of the 80s were nowhere near being innocent. XD

No more days at school
No more days of sorrow
No more days at this old dump
We won't be back tomorrow!


And this one we sang whenever we had to sing a certain song in Assembly. XD

He jumped from thirty thousand feet without a parachute
He jumped from thirty thousand feet without a parachute
He jumped from thirty thousand feet without a parachute
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die!
Hanging from his braces with his feet up in the sky.
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

He splatted on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
He splatted on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
He splatted on the pavement like a lump of strawberry jam
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die!
Hanging from his braces with his feet up in the sky.
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

When they told his wife she laughed and jumped for joy
When they told his wife she laughed and jumped for joy
When they told his wife she laughed and jumped for joy
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die!
Hanging from his braces with his feet up in the sky.
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see
She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see
She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die!
Hanging from his braces with his feet up in the sky.
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

He went all green and mouldy so she chucked him in the bin
He went all green and mouldy so she chucked him in the bin
He went all green and mouldy so she chucked him in the bin
And he ain't gonna jump no more!

Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die!
Hanging from his braces with his feet up in the sky.
Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no more!


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