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Default 07-21-2011, 07:01 PM

Songs we got in trouble for singing at my school...

Joy to the world,
Barney's dead.
We bar-be-cued his head!
Dont worry about his body,
we flushed it down the poty.
Round round it goes,
Round round it goes!
Round roundand round it goes!

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
O'er the feilds we go
Crashing into trees
Ow-ow-ow
The snow is turning red
I think i'm gonna be dead
Will someone please call 911
Before i lose my head
Oooohhhhhh
Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa clause is dead
Rudolph got a twenty-two
And shot him in the head
Hey!
Barbie doll barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But mario and gi-joe
Stabbed her with a knife
Hey!

Combo of "Da Moose" and the Shark Song from summer camp as composed b two crazy boys at said camp...

Da Moose, Da Moose
Simmin' in da water
(echo)

Shark Attack!
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!
Shark Attack!
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!

Lost and antler,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!
Lost a foreleg,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!

Bleeding out,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!
CPR,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!

(speed up)
It's not working,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!
It's not working,
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo!

(slow WAAAAAAY down, make it sound dirge-like)
Gone to Moose-heaven
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo...
Gone to Moose-heaven
Doot-doo, doot-doot doo doo...


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