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Default 07-21-2011, 05:35 PM

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Random; just remembered these songs I used to sing in the playground back when I was a kidlet at primary school. This one came to mind first; we used to sing it back when the first My Little Pony cartoon was on TV.

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Mental and spastic
That's why it's plastic

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of rubber
And looks like a scrubber.


My little pony
Skinny and bony
Put it in bed, and pull off its head
My little pony is dead.


Also; clapping songs. Can't remember them all, but this was one.

Lucy had a baby
She called it Sonny Jim
She took it to the swimming baths
To see if it could swim
It swam to the bottom
It swam to the top
It swam round and round
So she pulled it by its
Co'cktail shandy
Four pence a glass
If you don't like it
Shove it up your
Ask no questions tell no lies
Ever seen a copper doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bugs are worse
That's the end of my silly verse.


Also; this is a bit before most of your time, but this was the alternate song for Dallas:

It's true, he's rich
His wife is a b*tch
They drive an expensive car
They live in Dallas
But they haven't got a palace
And that's the end so far.


Oh yeah; didn't sing this one, cuz of being English and not American, but saw this online and it made me giggle.

This land ain't your land
This land is my land
I got a shotgun
And you don't got one
I'll blow your head off
If you don't get off
This land was made for only me.


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