View Single Post
(#9 (permalink))
Miranda_'s Avatar
Miranda_ (Offline)
Forums Administrator
Site Admin
Posts: 151,388
Join Date: Dec 2004
Rating: 46 Votes / 5.00 Average
Default 07-15-2011, 10:28 AM

Now, by popular request, the Harry Potter Sues defined. They are described in the Suewarts Sorting Hat song. Full song can be read here. Note: All Sues save Qanonreip are pictured out of uniform, cuz that's how they're usually depicted in Suefic.

Sparklypoo Sue.

You might belong in Sparklypoo
Where dwell the pure at heart
Their perfect looks and perkiness
Set Sparklypoos apart

B*tchiwitch Sue.

You might belong in B*tchiwitch
With losers and with freaks
Those poor and angsty little things
Are goths and brains and geeks

TootsiTramp Sue.

Or yet in sk@nky Tootsitramp
You'll spend your nights and days
If you like to show off cleavage
And are wanton in your ways

Qanonreip Sue.

Or perhaps in Qanonreip
You'll make your real friends
Those authors will Sue anyone
To make their stories' ends.

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote